Well, I guess there are other, more profound advantages with living alone, too. Suddenly I can keep my TV on standby all night without someone turning it off for fear that it's going to explode. That's not all bad.
And, of course, no longer will I have to utter phrases like "well yeah, I live with my parents, but the basement's really kind of cozy and private, and my parents don't mind anyway, so.. it's all good" -- not that I'd be the kind of guy to use lines like that anyway, but if I were to end up in a situation where I would need them, I'd be all right now.

So if you ever get a hankering for some action, drop by and we'll stay up all night. If you beat me at Tekken, I promise I'll ask you to marry me. Cross my heart.